Baby Rap Slap

My last blog in China was pretty good, but I felt it was my raps that made it fun and intriguing. Sometimes when I drive, I just get in the mood to rap, this is what I came up with on my way to the Chiropractor:

It started out with, well you know what

I grew a bubble, I’m not talking about my butt

Nauseous and sick

I knew I had to pee on that stick

When those two lines appeared

I saw my future disappear

Don’t get me wrong

I’ve always dreamt of being a mom

But now a bun in the oven,

One baby girl, I gotta give some lovin’

I’ve got to exercise and start to eat right

That was already a struggle, a pain, a fight

Striving to be that model type girl

I could never bring myself to do it, not even one hurl

But when it comes down to my baby

I’ll put down that extra gravy

Because I’m going to be that ideal mom

Even though I’m only 7 weeks along

So far you’ve made me fat and sick

And with a tude like no other, I’m sort of a prick

I’m still in school and I’m working nights

I should be on the couch; I need to fight for my rights

When I saw that I was late

I feared I wouldn’t graduate

All work and no play

That’s the mindset that has to stay