Yo yo I just had a baby
6 hours of labor was straight
up crazy
At 2am I was layin in bed
When I felt the warm gush
like the doctor had said
This is it, yeah the time is
now
In a couple of hours I won’t
look like a cow
Rushin' to the hospital and
feelin' the pain
Not stoppin' for red lights,
so get out my lane
If you talk to me, I’ll punch
you in the face
Just give me some time to
find my happy place
It’s called an epidural and it
makes me really happy
Soon I was numb so I took a
long nappy
At 11:46 my daughter was here
I cried so hard, even frank
shed a tear
6 pounds 1 oz she was the
tinniest little thing
You could put her on a
necklace and she’d hang like bling
Just a bundle of joy straight
down from heaven
I’d keep her in my arms, never
leave her like Kevin
Beautiful and healthy except
for bilirubin
But she healed like a champ
just like Mark Cuban
Now she’s getting bigger each
and every day
She’s already callin’ all the
kids to play
I dread the day that she will
move out
I’ll cry in my closet, scream
and shout
Cuz that’s my girl, yeah she’s
my all
For her I’d do anything, I’d
take the fall.
